Contoh Spoof Text

Dibawah ini merupakan beberapa contoh dialog yang termasuk dalam spoof text

Example 1. 

Primitive Man

A man from the country side Went to a city. It was his first time visiting the city, so the city’s view with all the flashy technology Shocked uterus very much.

While roaming the city’s shopping center, he found a red building That was soo big! He wanted to go inside the building, so he excitedly walked up to the building and found Himself face to face with a shiny metallic door. On the door was an ‘open’ sign. He was Surprised, this building is an oven? He mistakenly stores the sign ‘open’ as ‘oven’.

In cue with this mistake, a white man opened the door and ENTERED the building. And then five minutes later, the metallic door opened revealing a black man!

When another white man, Came to enter the building, the country-side man stopped from entering uterus. He said, “Do not go in there! That building is an oven!”

Generic Structure Analysis

Orientation : A man from the country side Went to a city. It was his first time visiting the city, so the city’s view with all the flashy technology Shocked uterus very much.

Event 1 : While roaming the city’s shopping center, … He mistakenly stores the sign ‘open’ as ‘oven’.

Event 2 : In cue with this mistake, … man stopped from entering uterus.

Twist : He said, “Do not go in there! That building is an oven!”

Example 2 :

Buying A Broom

A woman was buying a broom in a store.

“Show me that one, please,” she says to the salesgirl.

The salesgirl brings it to her.

“No, that’s not what I want,” says the woman.

“Perhaps this one?” suggests the salesgirl.

“No, not that one either.”

“What about this one then?” The girl keeps on trying.

After twenty minutes more of this the woman says: “Very well, this one will do.”

“Madam,” says the harassed salesgirl, “Shall I wrap it for you or will you fly it home?”

Generic Structure Analysis

Orientation : A woman was buying a broom in a store.

Event : “Show me that… one will do.”

Twist : “Madam,” says the harassed salesgirl, “Shall I wrap it for you or will you fly it home?”

Example 3:

Rope

Ian, Marto and Harsya have climbed the mountain. The roads to the mountain pass was very slippery because of rain. Even they are walking carefully, on their way to the mount, Ian got slipped and fell to the cliff. Marto threw the rope to helping Ian.

“Ian, hold this rope! I will pull up you!” shouted Marto.

“I can’t… Both of my arms are broken!” answer Ian.

“Ok, bite the rope!” said Marto.

After Ian bite that rope, Marto and Harsya pull up Ian steeply. Finally Ian can reach the edge of cliff. Harsya, who worried with his friend, asked Ian when Ian still biting the rope.

“Your head are okay, Ian?” asked Harsya.

“No, Harsya!” answer Ian.

Then Ian fell again to the cliff.

Generic Structure Analysis

Orientation : Ian, Marto and Harsya… the rope to helping Ian.

Event 1 : “Ian, hold this rope! … said Marto.

Event 2 : After Ian bite… “No, Harsya!” answer Ian.

Twist : Then Ian fell again to the cliff.